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North Korean pirates seized 29 Chinese fishermen demand a ransom, threatening to kill the hostages! North Korean pirates captured 29 Chinese fishermen in exchange for their release require a ransom of 1.2 million yuan (190.5 thousand USD), threatening in case of failure of these requirements to execute the hostages, and the court to sell at auction, RIA "Novosti ".

The seizure occurred on May 8, in Chinese territorial waters of the Yellow Sea. The North Korean boat detained four Chinese vessels, but one of them managed to escape. All of the remaining hostages Court assigned to the port of Dandong (Liaoning province) in north-east coast of China.

Data about who exactly may be the pirates are currently unavailable. According to Chinese media quoting shipowners, PRC citizens holding people dressed in military uniform and armed. According to the owner of one of the captured ships of the pirates than there are citizens of the DPRK and Chinese.

On Wednesday, China's Foreign Ministry confirmed the capture of its citizens of the North Korean side. According to the Foreign Ministry, Beijing maintains close contacts with Pyongyang to resolve the situation and ensure the safety of its citizens. Diplomats say that the seizure of the vessel is related to professional activities.

It should be noted that previously did not appear in the media information about the activities of North Korean pirates. To date, the center of maritime piracy remains the Gulf of Aden, where Somali pirates are operating. Last year alone, the damage from their activity amounted to about $ 7 billion. Recently, the naval forces of the EU for the first time launched a missile attack from the air on the coast of Somalia, where the criminals are based.

Beckham will bring the Olympic flame in England! Well-known English footballer David Beckham honored to bring the Olympic flame to the shores of Albion. Former captain of the England football team, playing now for the Los Angeles Galaxy - MLS League - bring a torch in the Greek ruins zazhenny the port of Cornwall, south-east of England.

The process of transferring proyzoydet today, but the way the fire will go only on Friday. On the shores of England to hold the torch 70 days, having won more than 12 800 kilometers. He finishes his journey to the stadium in London on July 27. A closing ceremony of the Olympic Games scheduled for August 12.

Usually, the Olympic flame travels first class, he has a passenger seat and his bodyguard. This time he flies British Airways. His 'will pack' in a special light - for the safety of passengers.

Fashionable camera from Hermes

French fashion house Hermes has developed a design for a camera company producing photographic equipment Leica.

Camera Leica M9-P Edition Hermes produced a limited edition of 300 copies. She finished with the traditional Hermes calf leather and complemented with a removable leather strap. Individual elements of the camera made ​​of silver chrome. Included in it are three removable lens and a convenient carrying case. Lovers of the beautiful and high quality equipment will have to pay for such a device from 20 to 25 thousand dollars.

Sales of smart phones will exceed 1 Millard in 2014! Credit Suisse believes that the annual worldwide sales of smartphones will exceed 1000000000 units in 2014, according to Reuters. Sales rose nearly 46% - 687.9 million shares - this year, and then reach 1.05 billion pieces in 2014.

The increase is due to strong demand in China. "We're seeing steady growth in the smartphone market in China, which we believe will account for 22 percent of global sales by 2015 '- report analysts Credit Suisse.

Analysts also believe that Apple will also be on the waves of success. It is expected that this year the company will own 23% percent of the market, but Samsung, Nokia and Huawei will also get their share.

In California, looking for an agent-suicide. In California, police are looking for a colleague - a special FBI agent, who left home last week and did not return. The situation is exacerbated by the fact that an agent is suspected of a suicide attempt.

35-year-old Stephen Ayvensa (Stephen Ivens) was last seen on Thursday. It is known that the next morning he went to the highlands, taking with him a gun. According to witnesses, the agent was upset.

Law enforcement officials did not specify why they believe it prone to attempt suicide.

It is known that Ayvens is married and has one year of the child, in good standing with the agency, he worked in Los Angeles cop for 8 years.

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Google + users can create a personal channel. Google + Social Network open to all users of the function Hangouts On Air, which will show the video an unlimited number of removable people live.

Service was present in the video Google + from the start, but originally in the "Videovstreche" could participate up to ten people.

In his blog, Google has used Hangouts On Air broadcast on the Internet for master classes, concerts and reports from the scene.

Recall that Hangouts On Air was introduced in September 2011, but up until now has been available to a narrow circle of famous people.

Twitter shows new mobile interface. Microblogging service Twitter introduced an updated version of the site interface for mobile phones.

New version for mobile microblogging service has been developed taking into account the fact that access to the site and want to get those who use "normal" mobile phones, not just users smaotfonov and PDAs.

Thus, the holders of ordinary mobile phones have access to an updated version of Twitter, which was introduced in December 2011, although previously it was only available vesriya old.

After the upgrade, users mobile version of Twitter has become available tab # Discover ("In the course"), where you can see the popular posts.

Voters found Romney candidate for vice president! Republican voters who said they would like to see as a candidate for vice-president, together with the ex-governor of the U.S. state of Massachusetts, Mitt Romney (Mitt Romney).

In particular, the choice fell on the party predstaiteley former Senator Rick Santorum (Rick Dantroum), or a member of the Senate, Marco Rubio (Marco Rubio). These are the results of the poll Reuters / Ipsos, published on May 3.

Santorum a candidate for vice-president would like to see 18 percent of respondents, Rubio - 17 percent.

Romney has not yet decided whom to invite to run with him.

Libertarian Party of the United States decided on a candidate for U.S. president. Libertarian Party of the United States yesterday formally named its candidate for president of the United States. As it turned out, he was a former governor of New Mexico, 59-year-old Gary Johnson (Harry Johns), as he was able to enlist the support of 70 percent of the delegates in Las Vegas at the party congress.

Sam Johnson indicated his intention to run for president of the libertarians in December 2011. Prior to that he was trying to race for the title of candidate of the Republican Party.

The program includes Johnson's cuts in public spending, and a moot point as the legalization of marijuana.

U.S. will appoint a new ambassador to Pakistan. America will replace the head of diplomatic mission in Pakistan as the acting head of Cameron Munter (Cameron Munter) leaves the post in the summer of 2012. Thus, he has worked in this position for two years - one year less than normal for the ambassadors of the United States.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Pakistan, said that candidates for this post yet. According to unconfirmed reports, this post will take a current employee of the U.S. mission in Afghanistan, Richard Olson (Richard Olson).

The representative of the U.S. Embassy in Pakistan, Mark Stroh (Mark Stroh) assured that the decision to resign was made ​​personally Munter as no one side has no claims to its work.

Meanwhile, the ambassador leaves his post on the background of a regular tension between Pakistan and the United States.

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The research did not show that mobile phones are harmful to health. There is no convincing evidence that the use of mobile phones is harmful to human health.

Studies have not shown that the use of mobile phones causes brain tumors or any other cancer.

But it is important to continue the study, because the use of mobile phones has become widespread only recently, and evidence that cell phones are harmless to health, well no.

Department of Health (HPA), which conducted the study recommends that to reduce the excessive use of mobile phones by children.

"Overall, the results have not shown that the use of mobile phones cause brain tumors or any other type of cancer," - said the research team.

Poker - is apopular card game. Its history goes back more than five centuries. With the penetration of almost every house in the Internet technologies, some time ago there was an opportunity to play poker online.

At the time, poker was a game for the elite, it gave a lot of enthusiasm, only your favorites. This is due to the fact that for fun and pleasure it was necessary to "put together" a group of players, to determine the room, let alone how to organize the whole tournament, and say nothing: required enormous preparation and high cost. It is much easier - to play poker online, nothing is required.

Now you can start playing almost immediately, without leaving your computer. In the global network, you can play at least a virtual bets, at least for the most that on there real money. And most importantly - at any time, even around the clock.
Amateurs to play poker online, there are a huge number - at stake is tens of millions of dollars. And someone has to win! Well, actually, that's what explains the popularity of the game on the internet.

The largest and most famous poker rooms are constantly organizing events in the continuous mode. Prizes for these tournaments and championships achieved quite dizzying heights and accessible to everyone - it would be a desire to play poker and possession of equipment. But regardless of the level of skills, the corresponding share of the prize "pie" too tough for everyone.

Play poker online are millions of people across the planet, assuming it is his real passion. Although, in addition to fun, this game brings significant income - many are engaged in professional poker. Those who regularly plays on the cash rate by accumulating knowledge and experience, well earned. And if you win in a major competition, then you can suddenly become the owner of a Good condition.

Playing at this table with these cards is no different from playing in the global network, except for the fact that playing poker online can be a maximum of comfort at any time. You just need to download the necessary software and, of course, familiar with the rules of the game, if you have not yet.
Enjoy the game!

What should be put on the poker table? Poker is a game of images and illusions. Despite its history and the fact that more and more people from rural and suburban areas are beginning to get involved in Texas Hold'em, poker will always be a class game. When you go to the casino, do you think about what and how to wear your clothes affects how others perceive you and your game?

In most gambling houses you do not need to observe strict dreskod as in European casinos. But that does not mean that you should go in torn jeans, T-shirt and sunglasses. If it gives you confidence, then yes. But you should know that some of the "sharks" that are floating around, will look at you as a casual player who has come to win or lose a small amount of money, or just a good time. This is nothing wrong if you really know how to play, as you look, a sort of dark horse in the background of a more "polished" and serious players.

Watch for young players wearing shirts with slogans on a poker theme. Although it can impress their friends, who have no idea about what kind of game for the experienced player is a signal that a novice in front of you. Again, if you're not a beginner, some silly label on your shirt you can play the hand.

Watch for small emblems and logos of well-known poker brands on clothing. This can be either a brand that likes that player, or, more importantly, it can be sponsored by this brand, such as PokerStars. In any case, this means that he spent a lot of money and time to learn the game, and most likely is a very experienced player. So if you decided to play with such a player, make sure that will be able to play his cards.

Prickly, people who are trying to impress everyone with his clothes, or a very serious and talented players, or simply trying to present themselves in that light. Usually does not take too many games with such players to "separate the wheat from the straw." Even if their game is not perfect, it should be noted that players in stylish glasses, wearing a suit and tie, always produce self-respect.

Women! Attractive representatives of the opposite sex more than once switched attention to men's players on their cards over. Use this technique wisely!

As for the glasses, people wear them to inadvertently give out their thoughts, just as some wear a hat in order not to betray himself by his expression. Points help to hide in his little world. You can hold a conversation at the table, but the monitor cards, gestures and faces of other players, and they will not have a clue about where you look and about what you think poker rooms. Points do not blink during the flop, turn or river. The ability to have a complete overview of all anonymous, which is very helpful. But we need to make sure that your glasses are not too dark to see the true color of the card or chip. Professional Phil Ivey once threw glasses cost a thousand dollars after they prevented it from seeing the river, causing him to lose 100,000 dollars.

Use these tips and think carefully about what is best to sit at the poker table.

The company Rovio revised plans for the version of the game Angry Birds Space for the mobile platform of Windows Phone 7.

Rovio CEO Michael Head (Mikael Hed) said in an interview with Reuters, the company is working on games for WP7. Thus he denied the statement made earlier by the director of marketing Rovio Vesterbaki Peter (Peter Vesterbacka). He said that the WP7 game will not work because Rovio prefers to bet on a platform with a heavy share of the market.

Release date for Angry Birds Space for WP7 Head Island did not open.

Head also said that the Rovio is working closely with Nokia, which uses WP7 as the main platform for its smartphones. Under the direction of the OS running machines Nokia Lumia.

Interact with Nokia Rovio began even before the first part of Angry Birds - a game that brought the company's wide popularity. Rovio has released dozens of games for Nokia devices based on Symbian. Nokia and Rovio are neighbors - their headquarters are in Espoo in Finland.

Play Angry Birds Space came out on March 22 iOS, Android, Windows and Mac OS X. As with previous series of Angry Birds, it tells about the war "angry birds" with green pigs, but its action is set in outer space.

Employees of the U.S. Secret Service have banned alcohol in less than 10 hours before the start of work, and also lead to their hotel rooms citizens of another state. Appropriate instructions guide services were made available to The Associated Press.
Agents also have to refrain from visiting institutions of dubious reputation, although the public schools is in question, the document is not specified. Employees are required to follow the new rules whenever they are on missions overseas. At the same time security guards who are directly at the hotel, where the protected person must completely abstain from alcohol.

The head of the Secret Service Mark Sullivan called on employees to behave in the light of what happened in the past few weeks. As explained by the agency refers to the scandal in Colombia. April 13 it became known that several guards of U.S. President Barack Obama used the services of local prostitutes.

Results in the scandal were involved 12 employees of the Secret Service, and 12 American servicemen. Eight agents have lost their positions in the behavior of three serious violations of ethics is not found, but an investigation continues into the latter. On disciplinary action against military information yet.

Meanwhile there were reports that several agents of distinguished misconduct during a trip to El Salvador by Obama in 2011. This information does not meet the guidelines of the Secret Service claims that the accident in Colombia was of a single character, the agency said.

Every second graduate of the unemployed or working part-time. Soon graduates in 2012 will have to look for a job.

A weak job market has left half of young college graduates unemployed or working part-time, although they can fully use their skills and knowledge.

Young people with bachelor's degrees are increasingly going to work at low-paying jobs - waiter, bartender, clerk.
An analysis of government data were Associated Press, and shows a very uneven prospects for holders of bachelor's degree.

Opportunities for graduates of different universities differ from each other.

There is great demand in the field of science, education and health, the arts and humanities. According to forecasts, will be a great demand for low-skilled positions.

Mitt Romney won the primaries in five states. A possible candidate for U.S. president on the Republican ex-governor of the U.S. state of Massachusetts, Mitt Romney (Mitt Romney), won all five primaries held on Tuesday, April 24.

Recall that the April 24 candidates for nomination for U.S. president fighting for the votes of 209 delegates. How many votes was Romney, who won in each of the five states, is still unknown.

Earlier, rival Romney in the battle for the nomination Newt Gingrich (Newt Gingrich) said that it might stop the fight for the White House, if not win the primaries in Delaware.

United States recognized the need to educate people about bird flu! U.S. government officially recognized the recommendation of the National Scientific Advisory Council biobezopanosti the publication of new research findings of avian influenza H5N1.

This statement was published on the site NIH. It is expected that soon the information will be passed to print in full.

The study's authors argue that they are very important for anyone who has been studying the threat of the abovementioned diseases.

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We obtain information about data leakage 10 million Visa and Mastercard! Major U.S. companies Visa and MasterCard warned American banks about the leak of data cards. It is reported that in the wrong hands could reach 10 million data cards.

This information was posted to the official blog of the approximate to the company man.

It should be noted that MasterCard has also confirmed the leakage of data, and is investigating the incident. Payment systems have refused to tell the exact number of cardholders whose data could be stolen.

Capitalism with a social face... True or false?

U.S. called the amount of income from bank bailout in a crisis! According to official statistics, investment in U.S. government rescue of banks in the country during a crisis can bring a profit of about two billion dollars.

It also reported that anti-crisis assistance, allocated the largest American automakers eventually create 230,000 additional jobs.

Recall that in the midst of the crisis the U.S. government allocated substantial funds to support the banking system, a total of more than 300 billion dollars. To date, the authorities' profits from these investments have already reached $ 19 billion.

FDA wants to limit the use of antibiotics for animals! Office of the Food and Drug Administration called for drug companies to limit the use of antibiotics for farm animals.

Antibiotics are mixed with animal feed to cattle, pigs and chickens gain weight and remain healthy in crowded sheds. Scientists warn that the routine use of drugs leads to increased antibiotic resistance of microbes that can be transmitted to man.

FDA struggling for decades in order to solve this problem because powerful farming industry believes that drugs are one of the key elements of modern meat production.

Under the new guidelines, FDA, the agency recommends the use of antibiotics, "reasonable", or only when necessary to preserve the health of animals. The agency also wants the drugs prescribed veterinarian.

Happy? Positive attitude good for the heart! Be happy - it's good for your heart. Scientists have long known that people who are chronically in a state of anger, anxiety or depression, have a higher risk of heart attacks.

Now Psychology concludes that, as in a good and optimistic mood, you can protect yourself from heart disease.

Instead of focusing only on how to reduce the risk of heart disease, it may be useful to focus on how to maintain a positive, said lead researcher Julie Boehm (Julia Boehm) from the Harvard School of Public Health.

The study is published in the Psychological Bulletin.

The computer helps young people get out of depression. Computer Games derive from adolescent depression as effectively as a consultation with a psychologist.

Researchers from the University of Auckland tested 94 adolescents diagnosed with depression, whose average age was 15 years old.

3D-interactive fantasy game called Sparx invites users to participate in solving a series of seven issues for four to seven weeks in which the hero must learn to deal with anger and resentment and to change negative thoughts.

44 percent who chose at least four of the seven problems completely recovered. In the usual treatment group, only 26 percent fully recovered.

Apple and Samsung are ready to make peace. The leaders of Apple and Samsung will hold talks on the settlement of patent litigation, which the two companies are in the spring of 2011.

In particular, it specifically for that business leaders will meet in a courtroom in San Francisco. In addition to Tim Cook (Tim Cook) and Ki-Song Choi (Gee-Sung Choi), the meeting will be attended by top lawyers Apple and Samsung.

It should be noted that the decision to negotiate the company was not alone, and at the suggestion of the judges.

Negotiations on the settlement of the dispute can not be successful, but it's better than the Cold War.

Apple and Samsung in April 2011 filed lawsuits against each other in the courts of the nine countries.

April 19 in U.S. history. The actress behind bars. Ashley Judd. Terrorist attack in Oklahoma.

1. In 1739. John Winthrop (John Winthrop) from Massachusetts became the first American astronomer who observed the spots on the sun. The results of two days of work turned into a report page, which has never been published.

2. In 1775. The beginning of the American Revolution. Near Boston in the cities of Lexington and Concord, British troops attempted to capture the leaders of the colonists. However, the cruel forces of Americans responded with fire. In early May, the colonists had already prepared his army to full war with England (pictured gun during the war for independence).

3. In 1892. In the city of Springfield, Mass., Industrialist Charles Edgar fool (Charles Edgar Duryea) from Illinois in the United States experienced the first car that runs on gasoline. It was the first car model ex-bike manufacturers, Charles and Frank fool. A few years later they founded the company Duryea Motor Wagon Company for the production of motor vehicles.

4. In 1927. Actress Mae West (Mae West) has been sentenced to 10 days in jail. Such was the punishment for the diva that she wrote and put on the stage of Broadway play "Sex." Setting met with the approval of the audience, but was flatly rejected by critics. For good behavior, the actress was released after 8 days.

5. In 1956. American actress Grace Kelly (Grace Kelly) married the Prince of Monaco Rainier III. By becoming a princess, Kelly left the scene. French fashion house Hermes has created a special bag for the royal ladies "Kelly Bag". Price for regular shoppers on this subject enhancement ranged from 5 to 50 thousand dollars, depending on the material and additional details. At the same time in the queue to order this work of art should have been recorded in two years.

6. In 1968. In California, the future actress was born Ashley Judd (Ashley Judd). The actress starred in such films as "Heat," "A Time to Kill," "Double miscalculation," "Smoke," "Amnesia" and others. Among the interesting facts: the actress was involved in the filming of "Natural Born Killers", but her scene was cut from the film, believes the best method to deal with stress cooking with chocolate cookie crumbs, is fluent in French, considers himself a feminist, vegetarian.

7. In 1990. The 44th U.S. Vice President Dan Qilu (Dan Quayle) decided that his subordinates, eight lawyers and seven PhDs, too detached from life and from the notion of "real Americans." In order to restore the lost connection with the real world, all staff were encouraged to start regularly reading the magazine "People".

Eight. In 1995. In the Oklahoma City bombing occurred. In Murray Federal Building exploded bomb truck. As a result, 168 people died, hundreds were injured. Guilty of committing a terrorist act recognized the Timothy McVeigh (Timothy McVeigh). He was executed in June 2001. Prior to 9/11 terrorist attack, this was considered the largest in the United States.

Leaders of the Republican factions in Congress backed Romney. Leaders of the Republican faction in both houses of Congress yesterday expressed support for the ex-governor of the U.S. state of Massachusetts, Mitt Romney (Mitt Romney) as the Republican nominee for president.

Supporting Romney noted that proud that they can support the ex-governor of Massachusetts, and promised to do everything possible to win an election.

At the moment, Romney is leading with a significant advantage in the struggle for the right of the Republican nomination for president.

Despite being out of college for over a year now, this time of year still brings on the anxiety associated with spring fever. The weather is getting nice, yards and trees are turning green, a garden is in the near future (which means fresh salsa for the next several months), and there's just an ongoing buzz that reminds people of the summer months to come.

However, no longer a (somewhat) diligent student who gets a solid three month break each year, it's time to keep working, even when the others have a break. While at first I found this slightly depressing, when stopping to think it over, I realized there are way more pros than cons. For example: I can take work breaks whenever I want. I don't need a school or government holiday, I just assign my work for another day, and precede to do what I please. Next up, sleeping in. Being able to get up whenever I want to each day heavily outweighs having to live on someone else's schedule. I don't have to be at school on time and stay until the end. I work when and where I want.

To add to this list, I don't have to eat cafeteria food, my dog gets to come to work with me, I can wear PJs if I please, I don't have to be a morning person, and I am the only one who shares my workspace. No messy coworkers to ruin my organizational efforts. If something is out of place, it's because I put it there. (Unless I have a ghost of course.)

My dog does snore quite loudly, which can become annoying while I'm on the phone. But a simple poke in the back is all it takes to get her back to a quiet sleeping volume. And because she's an old dog lady, she rarely wants attention. She's happy to sit and watch me type, knowing we'll take a daily walk once the work day is over. Besides, small amounts of activity are all her aching joints can handle. Sleeping is much easier than playing at such an old age. (Of course, the older she gets, the worse she smells, and more often. But when paired up against a building full of probably smelly kids, I will take it.)

As you can see, from my minimal research time on the manner, I have decided the benefits to working far outweigh the feeling of missing out on summer. (Oh did I mention I'm getting paid instead of paying others?)

So let the birds chirp on, the temperatures heat up, and the soon to be out of school children scream to their hearts' desire as they frolic near the pool or in the parks. I'll just crack a window instead. Then, every once an a while, I'll take off and enjoy the elements myself. Just because I can, and just because a school schedule didn't tell me I could.

American erotic magazine will sue "Yandex". The American company Perfect 10 Inc., Which is the publisher of men's online magazine Perfect 10 has sued the search engine "Yandex" for copyright infringement on erotic photography.

It clarifies the issue, the lawsuit was filed in late March, the Dutch company Yandex NV, which owns 100 percent of the share capital of "Yandex". In particular, Perfect 10 Inc. Russia has accused the search engine in the repeated infringement of copyrights. The American company Yandex NV demanded compensation of $ 5 million.

Representatives of the Perfect 10 Inc. also pointed out that was sent to "Yandex" has more than 70 notices of copyright infringement, but have not received a single response.

Mayor of U.S. city personally rescued a man from the fire. Mayor of Newark, U.S. New Jersey Cory Brooker (Cory Booker) rescued a woman from a burning house.

This information appeared in the media on April 12. Returning home, the mayor saw the lights adjacent building, and he, along with police officers entered the burning house and began looking for a woman who is supposed to be there at this time.

Detectives were trying to stop the mayor, who personally went disembarrass woman, but Brooker came into the bedroom and together with the police helped the woman escape.

The mayor, three policemen and injured were taken to hospital but the mayor soon discharged.

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April showers bring May flowers, but what happens when many of the flowers have already bloomed? Thanks to an awkward winter, the trees have already bloomed, the lilac bushes already shown their flowers for the year, and we still have the rain to come our way. It seems backwards to first enjoy the thing that is beautiful, and then to watch it be destroyed by the necessary rainfall. (As opposed to first sitting through the wet and then cold and then earning the enjoyment.) Either way, it's still raining plenty this April.

Another thing about April, it's when the taxes are due. Whether you've paid your money to the government along the way and are getting money back, or are just paying your yearly dues, April 15th is crunch time for businessmen and women and accountants everywhere. Now, I know my taxes are fully in order (no thanks to me), but the idea of doing math for a living seems absolutely awful. Maybe if it were like grade school, where you get to plus and minus with jelly beans or fruit snacks -- a lesson and a snack! But when it comes to the hard stuff, serious math and serious numbers, nothing could sound less appealing. Besides, I could never make it due to my horrible math skills. People would come into my office, wondering what they owed or what was owed to them, and I'd only be able to sit and shrug my shoulders. "Let's try Turbo Tax," I'd offer (which is an online tax program that does all of the heavy lifting for you. It's either that or all of the numbers would be wrong.

However, luckily for us, God is a smart one. He, from the beginning, knew that some would be good with numbers and that some would be bad at them. To save us the hassle of trying to fit a jack of all trades into every single person, he gave us jobs and tasks. Then he gave us the ability to swap these services for monetary value or trade. That way everyone gets what they want and/or need without spending sleepless nights punching numbers that will never make sense. That's just science.

So when the accountants are busy giving correct numbers and being good with calculators, I can work on other aspects of life. I could work on their blog or correct their incorrect punctuation use. While not near as universal, one may (wrongly) think, these skills can be translate writing and editing skills into almost anything. So while the nerds are counting away, I am performing a different type of nerd service: writing and grammar. Correcting commas (Oxford is king), taking out the majority of quotation marks, and erasing apostrophes that have no business of existing. It's true the government may not ask for this service, but I feel that it's just as important as any other life skill.

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